Wednesday, February 14. 2007

Abomination

I bid you warning my friends and family. The movie title, "Epic Movie" is an abomination and crime against humanity. Avoid this and all other movies created by the producers, writers, and directors of this movie. I feel like I have had my money stolen and then I was raped repeatedly until I had no conscious thought of happiness. There should be laws to protect people from movies like these. This movie reminds me of why people steal and download movies. This is time and money I will never get back. I truly believe that my penis is two inches smaller because I saw this movie. I must rest now as my soul as been drained of all life. For your reference: The creators are Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer. Next time you go to see a movie, download it. If you can't do that, then make sure that it is NOT written by these worthless shit-head hacks. Untrained, wild baboons using toothpicks dipped in fudge could write a script that would be a breathtaking sonnet in comparison.
Posted by Rory Brown at 22:16 | Comments (2)
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L O freakin' L nice movie review, I'll avoid this movie. Thank you for making sure the rest of us wouldnt be come to bodily harm as we might have had to dig our eyes from their sockets.
#1 Crystel on 2007-02-15 14:38
If only there were laws to stop this from happening. Or, if I could turn back time, ya know...Like Cher said...*cough*
#1.1 Rory Brown on 2007-02-15 18:35

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